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A split second9/27/2023 Lucky for the Brits, Schwarzenegger surrogate Rutger Hauer is on the case, as a guilt-wracked detective determined to track down the thing that killed his partner. The toothsome, sentient, 10-foot-tall creature (unwritten law has dictated that all movie monsters be 10 feet tall ever since “Alien”) is devouring the hearts of random victims in London, circa 2008. The most obvious models for this quasi-sci-fi are the “Predator” movies, with gullible audiences as the intended prey. It’s hard to think of a less satisfying creature feature in recent memory than the simply terrible “Split Second” (citywide), which by the end not only has allowed few glimpses of the beast in question but hasn’t even explained where the big guy came from or what kind of animus, supernatural or otherwise, is responsible for its strange m.o.
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